“Boss, This girl crushed on you even before the Party, she likes
you, can’t you hear her cry? She hates you now, go set things
right”.. A random something said to me as I felt the urge to cry
but no way.. I cleaned my face and decided to knock on her door
“Go Away! I never want to see you again Ladi.. Just get out”..
She finally said after I knocked for minutes. Now I wasn’t ready to
back down now, I was too deep for me to back out as I begged
her, in my teary voice too
“I AM SORRY!!”.. For the first time in my life, I meant it, inshort, I
over-meant it!! and I didn’t care if I sounded silly, all I
wanted was for her to open the door.
“What do you want? Tell me sorry? For the disgrace? For the
distrusts? Or for the fact that you mocked me because I loveD
you?”.. She said in a tone I considered my weakest point .
*Lets face it, I didn’t know she loved me the way I did, beti why
would she go on twitter and insult me? .. Publicity Stunt? *
This sparked my brain as I started saying things I never
imagined I could say, I was still saying them when the door
handle shook, and then I summarized with Please Let’s Start
There she was, miserable looking(damn sure I was also
miserable to her) as she looked at me standing.
cologne blew me away as all I could do was Kiss the girl that
has been making my brain misbehave .
She fenced her hands around me as she drew me into her room
while she returned my kisses with the roughest, softests and
lipest lips ever *Autocorrect*.
I call that Kiss the Salty Gomohra as all I was tasting were
salts and salts(Tears?). There was something special about her
Kiss, its just magical and I could go on Kissing her for the rest of
my life!.. Especially as she tried to stop crying
We la!d on the bed(she on me) as we kissed our lives away, I
didn’t make a move for her Shirt, nor her Shorts.. All I needed
was satisfy my lips, besides, I could hear those noisez
SanitaryP..AD makes when a girl on her “Monthly Salary” wears
it. Yep! I had this weird feeling that she was on her Pee .
After like 5minutes of Kissing, the phone in my pocket rang…
Faith helped me bring it out from my pocket as it had “Los
Angela” boldy written (chai! I hate Nokia X2 ehhh ) on the
screen. She smiled and said “Your booty call is calling”..
She picked it, told Angela to hold on so she would give it
to me . And when she gave me, I got convinced that really,
Angela was in nigeria just to have fun.
*Convo (On LOUDSPEAKER )
Angela: Hey Shaky Boo.. Please don’t tell me you are going 3rd, I
need you alive oh..
Me: C’mon, don’t be so nawti, when am not Micheal Jordan (Lol!
You guessed right, I had to talk with senses)
Angela: Sharrap! Well, am home, just thought I should let you
know.. And keep my Gees, don’t give it to that girl that picked my
call, might be too expensive for her.
I was just laughing like a foooool as I told her I would call her
back. Then with the eyes faith used in looking at me, I had to say
“That was Angela, the…”.. Was explaining when she cut in with
the following :
“The one that you brought into the house, stayed in the room with
for like 30minutes, oh! You F*U*C*Ked her, then she tweeted a
pic, you added your Handle to get me jealous, which you
achieved 200%, then you two started saying silly words, and I
will so break your head for opening that Door , then you gave
her that shirt which I loved and….”
“Excuse me, do I know you?”.. I interrupted her as I already
heard what I wanted to hear. You will agree with me that she
was following my every move right from the sitting room to my
Faith: No.. Actually, my name is Faith, and I am the girl you have
been hurting since Christmas day
Me: Wow! Well, am Mr. Danladi, I am the KID you have been
HUNting since Christmas day.. Nice meeting you, right on top of
me ma, about to be kissed all over. *with a smile*
Faith: Ya Dumb! Couldn’t you just apologized? *she said as she
stood up to sit on the edge of the bed*
Me: Not when she is on her cramps..
Faith: *shocked*.. You now keep tab on my cycles?
We exchanged what I call our style of apology for mins as she
got to tell me what really happened that day, and the days before
the day.. Grab your sit and read
She did told me that Ken(Remember him? The dude that spoils
the show) and her actually dated, Yes! She did some moves to
make him jealous but it was just for the sake of having fun as
Ken broke up with her and started dating her bestie. Non of her bf
stays in london, just a friend of hers she has been crushing on
since 6th grade. IKR? Why would she lie?
Faith: Alright fine, what you want to know? That he was my
first love? That I did all that to get him jealous so he would
come back to me? Or that he is the Guy I said stays in london?
(If you reason like I did when she said this, then we are going
to be sad together I tell you
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