This Story of a Nigerian Man in France Eating Dollars And Condoms Like Salad is Just Too Much

1. Who else likes to start their day with a healthy appetizer of $90,000 and condoms wrapped neatly together and a warm glass of milk?

Raise your hands – don’t be shy.

2. A Nigerian has been caught in Eastern France with his belly full of $90,000 and condoms. That’s a solid meal right there. According to the AFP, he would have gotten away with it if not for some pesky dogs that the French police used to nab him.

3. This man had NINE condoms and 79,000 euros (that’s $90,000) in his stomach. Not just that – the dogs sniffed out another 13,000 Swiss francs (11,900 euros, $13,500) and apparently the cash was dipped in marijuana.

That’s a whole lot of condoms to be in the body of a human being, guys.